WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...
1. Brad Pitt appears before you
= Heyyyy~~~*wink wink*
2. A naked man/woman smiles at you
= Smiles but not sure what i'm looking at xp!
3. Someone asked you to jump off a building
= See that "someone" jump off first..then i'll think about it ;)
4. Someone you like tells you to dance in the public
= pay first, join with me and blind-fold me
5. Your enemy shoots you
= i do MATRIX ahah!
6. Your best friend tells you to get lost
= ok bye bye..when you need me, i'm not here.
7. A stranger poke you
= what do you want from me?? me have no money.
8. A metal out of nowhere hit you hard on the head
= everything suddenly turns white...and i can feel blood ooozzzing out.
9. Your teacher scolds you for having good grades
= you teach me..so it's basically your fault.
10. Superman appears before you and said, 'How may i help you?'
= how old can you get??..underwares are now worn "INSIDE"...then he flies in shame HAHAHA
11. Your body parts can talk
= recite prayers alot of times.
12. The only food left in the world is carrot and
no others
= fine..but beware of my orange teeth!!
13. You see helpless old lady in need
= do i know you? yes? c'mere let me help you. no? walk slowy past her.
14. You dream of power rangers being abducted by barney
= A new addition to Power Ranger team in Purple colour...or a combination of stupid and lame hahaha!
15. A ghost said hi
= hi..bilakau mati? camana kau mati? owh camana tu... bah bye bye...kau ane berijap!!!
16. A kid throws chewed candy on your hair
= A chance for me to get a new hair-do eheeh!
17. Your friends told you that you are a worthless, stupid, and disgusting loser.
=I know you are but what am i?? And poor you that's all the english you know..aww pooh..
18. The lights suddenly went off
= secretly take a flash light and shine it under my chin and scare the hell out of my family Muahahaha!!
19. Your sexy friend tells you that you're her/his look-a-like
= *eche* *smile* *blush* i have a friend like that sii Reena ahaha!
20. A cat asked you whats your name
= awww mann..after all these years i trained you to potty right, instead you speak??!!! The Hell?? Wait..mau rakam :)
1. Brad Pitt appears before you
= Heyyyy~~~*wink wink*
2. A naked man/woman smiles at you
= Smiles but not sure what i'm looking at xp!
3. Someone asked you to jump off a building
= See that "someone" jump off first..then i'll think about it ;)
4. Someone you like tells you to dance in the public
= pay first, join with me and blind-fold me
5. Your enemy shoots you
= i do MATRIX ahah!
6. Your best friend tells you to get lost
= ok bye bye..when you need me, i'm not here.
7. A stranger poke you
= what do you want from me?? me have no money.
8. A metal out of nowhere hit you hard on the head
= everything suddenly turns white...and i can feel blood ooozzzing out.
9. Your teacher scolds you for having good grades
= you teach me..so it's basically your fault.
10. Superman appears before you and said, 'How may i help you?'
= how old can you get??..underwares are now worn "INSIDE"...then he flies in shame HAHAHA
11. Your body parts can talk
= recite prayers alot of times.
12. The only food left in the world is carrot and
no others
= fine..but beware of my orange teeth!!
13. You see helpless old lady in need
= do i know you? yes? c'mere let me help you. no? walk slowy past her.
14. You dream of power rangers being abducted by barney
= A new addition to Power Ranger team in Purple colour...or a combination of stupid and lame hahaha!
15. A ghost said hi
= hi..bilakau mati? camana kau mati? owh camana tu... bah bye bye...kau ane berijap!!!
16. A kid throws chewed candy on your hair
= A chance for me to get a new hair-do eheeh!
17. Your friends told you that you are a worthless, stupid, and disgusting loser.
=I know you are but what am i?? And poor you that's all the english you know..aww pooh..
18. The lights suddenly went off
= secretly take a flash light and shine it under my chin and scare the hell out of my family Muahahaha!!
19. Your sexy friend tells you that you're her/his look-a-like
= *eche* *smile* *blush* i have a friend like that sii Reena ahaha!
20. A cat asked you whats your name
= awww mann..after all these years i trained you to potty right, instead you speak??!!! The Hell?? Wait..mau rakam :)
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